this photoset sums up Magic tournaments so perfectly
*prays that I instantly become hot at 18*
*ok let’s shoot for 21*
*Alright 25 here we come*
female sloths literally scream when they want sex and can be heard up to 700 meters away
the cutest video u will ever see
a hoodie and underwear is all you really need to wear tbh
shout out to water for keeping my throat sufficiently lubricated for optimal yodeling techniques
FIRST KISS: We asked twenty strangers to kiss for the first time…
"What’s your name again?"
That sentence was a roller coaster.
where do i buy
NEW VIDEO: What’s Your Sex Song?!I’ll be stalking some of you who reblog this, just as a warning.
IM DESPERATE FOR ATTENTION, LOVE ME
That is the most fourteen year old thing I’ve ever heard.
are you kidding me?? that is the smartest thing i’ve ever heard like she literally fooled several adults into giving her the part that kicked off her incredibly successful career as an actress and let’s not pretend any of us were that clever when we were fourteen
Cat destroys roof at Olympic arena. [video]
Me as a cat.
I like that the cat goes in a circle like “oh shit oh shit oh shit” then runs off